How much is that hiney in the window.....

When I came downstairs this morning I KNEW he was going to be in rare form.

I found him crouched in the ready position as if he was about to run a race atop the coffee table in just his underwear with a t-shirt over his head looking much like Bevis from the MTV classic animated series Bevis and Butthead.

 I said "WHAT are you doing" he looked up at me startled and replied "What are YOU doing?" I opted to simply ignore him and proceeded to the kitchen to make a cup of hot tea for the road.

I heard him barrel up the stairs to no doubt wake his father from blissful slumber. For a child that weighs in at a mere 68.5 pounds he sounds like a herd of buffalo are running through our home.



Classic Jake. Always scrunching his face up when he smiles or laughs and ears for days.....

I carry on with my morning routine and call up the steps "Jakey, I am leaving - Have a good day I love you and BE GOOD for Nan" to which I get no reply. No surprise, he never does what I ask him to do anyway.

I load up my car with my purse, laptop, work papers etc. I settle in for my commute to work and reverse my car out of the driveway and THAT is when I see it....

The curtains in the living room flutter and a little tiny white ass appears.

  I hit the brakes and stare at the window in shock. My inner monologue starts running...."that little bastard just mooned me! OMG, he is so grounded!". Then the laughter starts and I am in tears at the visual of my little boy's pasty skinny rump bidding me adieu.

He quickly pulled up his underpants and looked out the window to make sure I was still watching him. He smiled in the way that only he can....scrunched up face like he is smells something horrid. I waved at him and drove off smiling the whole way to work.

Parents of  disability free children might be ashamed at this type of behavior.  However, "mooning" someone is what a "neuro typical" adolescent boy might do. To see Jake act in a "typical" manner
gives me hope that he is in fact making progress.

I know it may seem odd to many of you and that is fine with me. Jake is OUR cross to bear and sometimes the rules of society simply have to fall by the wayside.

Besides....it really was hysterical.